Monday, December 24, 2007

Christmas Eve

It's 9pm.
Nothing's wrapped.
Nothing's unpacked.
I've got no help.

I feel so alone................

Monday, December 10, 2007

Christmas

After agonizing for several months, I decided that this Christmas, everything was going to be different. Different tree (flocked, never had one before), new lights, new ornaments, new decorations - everything. Why? Because things just aren't the same as they used to be, that's why.

And "they" decided that the tree topper needed to be retired, too.

So this year, white tree, blue lights inside and out, lit candy canes in the front yard, blue ornaments of different shades and red garland. So far, they like the changes

Well, almost everything gets changed. I think their stockings are going to be the same because they were hand made by their grandmother. I hadn't really given this much thought till yesterday when I opened the only Christmas storage box I'll probably ever use (There are about a dozen that will never see the light of day again). It had the tree skirt - also made by the grandmother - and the stockings.

I almost lost it when I found hers. Wasn't ready for that.

I still have to find the cookie plate for Santa. Hopefully, it's in this box.

Now, what do I do with hundreds and hundreds of ornaments I'll never use again?

Friday, December 7, 2007

This is for you

No, not you, or you or you.

But just for you.


If Ihad my way,
if it were up to me,
I'd know what to say and how to say it.
I'd know what to feel
and when to feel it.
And I could say all those things
That I've been holding inside.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

It's Official

The last, of what I have for years considered friends, have exited my life.

Were it not for "The One", there would be no one.

It seems they've all moved one. Must be my time to do the same.

Friday, October 5, 2007

I don't know which is worse

lone·ly Pronunciation Key -
Show Spelled Pronunciation[lohn-lee]
Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –
adjective, -li·er, -li·est.
1. affected with, characterized by, or causing a depressing feeling of being alone; lonesome.
2. destitute of sympathetic or friendly companionship, intercourse, support, etc.: a lonely exile. 3. lone; solitary; without company; companionless.
4. remote from places of human habitation; desolate; unfrequented; bleak: a lonely road.
5. standing apart; isolated: a lonely tower.


a·lone Pronunciation Key -
Show Spelled Pronunciation[uh-lohn]
Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –adjective (used predicatively)
1. separate, apart, or isolated from others: I want to be alone.
2. to the exclusion of all others or all else: One cannot live by bread alone.
3. unique; unequaled; unexcelled: He is alone among his peers in devotion to duty. –adverb
4. solitarily; solely: She prefers to live alone.
5. only; exclusively.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Question

Can there be intimacy without sex?

Monday, September 17, 2007

I visited your site today, read some of the things you wrote, noticed some changes. Sorry, but it was bound to happen and I understand. Hope things get better.

Monday, September 10, 2007

A Day or So Ago I Woke Up...

...and realized that what I have now, just me, my kids and one very dear friend I would hate to lose, is probably all I'm ever going to have.....and I'm not too sure, sometimes, how long that friendship will last. She has a life, I don't, and I sure don't want to get in the way of that. It just wouldn't be fair.

I guess the sooner I accept things, the better. Doesn't feel especially good, but I think my new reality is just being alone.

Would I like to have more? Sure, who wouldn't. But I just don't see that happening.

I'm not especially good at meeting new people. Has to do with an inferiority complex that goes back decades. I'm basically insecure, not that attractive and on and on and on.

I cry, sometimes, at night, after the kids have gone to bed because I'm just so damn lonely.

It's depressing and for that, I'm seeking outside help.

I hope it helps. What I don't need is to fall into a permanent depressive state. I have kids to care for.


Friday, September 7, 2007

Word of the Day

maudlin \MAWD-lin\, adjective:
Tearfully or excessively sentimental.

Things I want that I know I can't have. Things I can have but know that can't and shouldn't.

I'm having one of those days.

Sunday, September 2, 2007

Friendship

Friendship is as elusive as a dream.
As tangible as fog.
Those that felt a need to be here, are gone...replaced by those that want to be.
Where's the sincerity?
Where's the love?
Where's the trust?
Only the clock knows.
Time tells all.......

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Dear Mr. Peele

Should you be allowed to keep your job, please add the following words and their definitions to your vocabulary. I suspect you may have missed that day of school.

sat·ire Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[sat-ahyuhr] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
2. a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
3. a literary genre comprising such compositions.
[Origin: 1500–10; < L satira, var. of satura medley, perh. fem. d


par·o·dy Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[par-uh-dee] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, plural -dies, verb, -died, -dy·ing.
–noun
1. a humorous or satirical imitation of a serious piece of literature or writing: his hilarious parody of Hamlet's soliloquy.
2. the genre of literary composition represented by such imitations.
3. a burlesque imitation of a musical composition.
4. any humorous, satirical, or burlesque imitation, as of a person, event, etc.
5. the use in the 16th century of borrowed material in a musical setting of the Mass (parody Mass).
6. a poor or feeble imitation or semblance; travesty: His acting is a parody of his past greatness.
–verb (used with object)
7. to imitate (a composition, author, etc.) for purposes of ridicule or satire.
8. to imitate poorly or feebly; travesty.


sar·casm Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[sahr-kaz-uhm] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.


in·ves·ti·gate Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[in-ves-ti-geyt] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation verb, -gat·ed, -gat·ing.
–verb (used with object)
1. to examine, study, or inquire into systematically; search or examine into the particulars of; examine in detail.
2. to search out and examine the particulars of in an attempt to learn the facts about something hidden, unique, or complex, esp. in an attempt to find a motive, cause, or culprit: The police are investigating the murder.
–verb (used without object)
3. to make inquiry, examination, or investigation.


re·port·er Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[ri-pawr-ter, -pohr-] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. a person who reports.
2. a person employed to gather and report news, as for a newspaper, wire service, or television station.
3. a person who prepares official reports, as of legal or legislative proceedings.

Friday, August 17, 2007

Interesting

Ahhhhh.
They have all gone quiet.
Perhaps they have found their answers.
Have you????

Monday, August 13, 2007

Definition

A post, a comment, a counter comment.

Got me to thinking - what, really, is love?

Webster says:

Love - [luhv] - noun, verb, loved, lov·ing. –noun
1. a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.
2. a feeling of warm personal attachment or deep affection, as for a parent, child, or friend.
3. sexual passion or desire.
4. a person toward whom love is felt; beloved person; sweetheart.
5. (used in direct address as a term of endearment, affection, or the like): Would you like to see a movie, love?
6. a love affair; an intensely amorous incident; amour.
7. sexual intercourse; copulation.
8. (initial capital letter) a personification of sexual affection, as Eros or Cupid.
9. affectionate concern for the well-being of others: the love of one's neighbor.
10. strong predilection, enthusiasm, or liking for anything: her love of books.
11. the object or thing so liked: The theater was her great love.
12. the benevolent affection of God for His creatures, or the reverent affection due from them to God.
13. Chiefly Tennis. a score of zero; nothing.
14. a word formerly used in communications to represent the letter L.
–verb (used with object)
15. to have love or affection for: All her pupils love her.
16. to have a profoundly tender, passionate affection for (another person).
17. to have a strong liking for; take great pleasure in: to love music.
18. to need or require; benefit greatly from: Plants love sunlight.
19. to embrace and kiss (someone), as a lover.
20. to have sexual intercourse with.
–verb (used without object)
21. to have love or affection for another person; be in love.
—Verb phrase
22. love up, to hug and cuddle: She loves him up every chance she gets.
—Idioms
23. for love,
a. out of affection or liking; for pleasure.
b. without compensation; gratuitously: He took care of the poor for love.
24. for the love of, in consideration of; for the sake of: For the love of mercy, stop that noise.
25. in love, infused with or feeling deep affection or passion: a youth always in love.
26. in love with, feeling deep affection or passion for (a person, idea, occupation, etc.); enamored of: in love with the girl next door; in love with one's work.
27. make love,
a. to embrace and kiss as lovers.
b. to engage in sexual activity.
28. no love lost, dislike; animosity: There was no love lost between the two brothers.

—Synonyms 1. tenderness, fondness, predilection, warmth, passion, adoration. 1, 2. Love, affection, devotion all mean a deep and enduring emotional regard, usually for another person. Love may apply to various kinds of regard: the charity of the Creator, reverent adoration toward God or toward a person, the relation of parent and child, the regard of friends for each other, romantic feelings for another person, etc. Affection is a fondness for others that is enduring and tender, but calm. Devotion is an intense love and steadfast, enduring loyalty to a person; it may also imply consecration to a cause. 2. liking, inclination, regard, friendliness. 15. like. 16. adore, adulate, worship.

So, obviously, it can mean many things to many people. How you interpret it based solely on your point of reference. And the point of reference of the person saying it.

"You" kind easily find your point of reference. If you can't, we need to talk.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

How is it possible....

..that I love you as much as I do.

Sunday, August 5, 2007

I am well pleased

Words have been spoken, exchanged and ...not rejected.

Ideas have been conveyed, explained and ...not rejected.

Plans to be made ...and not rejected

I hope.
I wish.
I dream.

She is...........

Friday, August 3, 2007

I don't understand

Why can't I talk to you the way I write to you?

Why can't you talk to me the way you write to me?

I have so much to say and I just can't.

Do you have things to say?

Is all of this just a game????

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Moments In Time

I was sitting in the backyard tonight, contemplating a "conversation" that has been going on for quite awhile now between 2 people, when I saw this. Call me a jerk, call me a romantic, call me whatever you want, but seeing this made things feel right. Well, at least in my little world, anyway.

This particular conversation, unless we have both been kidding ourselves, has reached a precipice that either has to be explored or abandoned...There is no other route to take. The sharing of emotions and feelings, the stories, all of the things not yet said, but, I feel, totally understood by both, needs to be explored to the absolute limit. But, and there always seems to a "but", due to the overall circumstances, it can't be my decision.

If it were my call, I would take this new found relationship to the stars, if possible. And maybe beyond.

But it's not.

I must wait. Words I want to hear.

There needs to be time to think this through.

My time is up and my answer is yes.

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

I have been remiss..

... in acknowledging this.


And what is this little gem?

“And what is the Power of Schmooze? It’s a blogging community involvement award for those bloggers who make the effort to connect and develop relationships in the blogosphere. Some leave great comments along the way, while others are faithful readers who’s presence you are aware of.”

I am honored....

Courtesy of the lovely and vivacious woman that lives here.

And I hereby pass this lovley little gem on to:
Travis, Mick, AFSister, Cat and KAT.

If anyone happens to run into these folks, let them know. okay???

Monday, July 30, 2007

How could you think that?

Of course I'm not upset, nor will I be, as long as I know you're going to be there. I understand. You should know that. I kind of thought things were pretty clear (well, maybe, in a fuzzy sort of way).

Anyway, I missed an email from you. I don't know how I did that, because I only check it about a thousand times a day waiting for you. It just slipped by and I'm sorry. Now I hope you're not upset with me.

I have to leave for the airport about 9am (out here where I live) but should be back 10/1030. I will probably spend a couple of hours sitting here at the computer figuring out a menu for the rest of this week and next week, and putting together a shopping list and then going to spend money. Got to do this because I won't get another day off until the 11th. Not a workaholic, that's just the way this month is going. Take 4 days off and get 2 weeks behind.

It's getting late and I've had really late nights this week and am a bit trashed, so I'm going to just chill in front of the TV for a while and then head to bed.

When you get some free time, call me. Okay?

Good Night, sweet dreams and hopefully I'll hear from you tomorrow, or the next day or the next or however long it takes.

BD

Monday, July 23, 2007

Contempt of Congress

I heard it on CNN this morning and read it here.

It appears that the house Democrats are on witch hunt about the firings of 9 U.S. Attorneys and plan to file contempt of congress charges against Harriet Miers and the president's Chief of Staff. I didn't realize that the person doing the hiring (President Bush) did NOT have the authority to do the firing. The attorneys serve at the pleasure of the president as does his entire staff.

So, the president has ordered them not to appear citing Executive Privilege. Who wields the greater power? President Bush or the House Judiciary committee? Have to sit back and watch.

And is there any chance the Dems will accomplish anything prior to the '08 election, other then passing non-binding resolutions, whining about the president and trying to subpoena everyone from Dick Chaney on down? Last I heard, their approval rating was rapidly approaching single digits, while the president's is hovering around 25% - not great, but better than congress.

Friday, July 20, 2007

Making Biofuel From Exhaust Emissions

Three fishing buddies from Wales have created and demonstrated a "Green Box" that traps car exhaust emissions in a safe state and releases only water vapor. The trapped gasses are fed to an algae bioreactor. The genetically modified algae feeds on the gasses. The algae is then crushed and distilled to produce biodiesel. They're look for some venture capitol and I sure wish I had some to spare.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Al Gore - Retraction

The fish came from a farm. Second to last paragraph.

Is such a hypocrite. One week after generating tons of CO2 (Live Earth) in the atmosphere, to get us to stop dumping CO2 in the atmosphere , Gore and guests at his daughters' wedding dine on Chilean sea bass. One of the most threatened fish species in the world. I think old Al "I just want to be green" Gore needs to pay closer attention to the menu or maybe switch to Beluga caviar. Another typical "Do as I say, not as I do" Lib.

Pat Dollard

I read Pat Dollard nearly every day. He's there, he's objective and he usually beats the MSM on important stories. But I somehow don't think the MSM is going to report on this. Can you imagine the Iraqi people actually getting tired of the crap that is al-Qaida and helping us?

Well, wander on over and read it. Then sit back and see if your local paper/news station or the MSM mentions anything about it. I will be real surprised if I see or hear anything, because it's just not politically correct to admit that things are really working and we just need some more time.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Another Car Bomb

At the rate these idiots are killing each other, there won't be enough left to govern. Shiites are killing Sunnis; Sunnis are blowing up Shiites.

I think we need to build a huge wall around Baghdad, seal it up, put the Iraqi military in charge and then come back a year later to see what's left.

Al Sharpton

Has raised his racist head one again and is now taking on web sites that use language he doesn't approve of. Does that mean we're next? Has freedom of speech just been flushed down some Ho's toilet? What is up with this guy? Obviously not getting enough face time on the MSM.

Embarrassing

This has to be real embarrassing. Twenty five, heavily armed (with rubber bullets) Special Operations parachutists, on a training mission, land 3 miles off course - on the grounds of a prison. Luckily, the prison guards kept their cool and held their fire.

Monday, July 16, 2007

Hi:

Glad you dropped by. I miss you and the many, many emails every day.

I'm not as upset that you left as I am not knowing for sure why you left. I wish you had said more than just goodbye. I'm not blessed with a lot of friends, and when I lose one - without knowing for sure why, well, it just sucks.

I can probably guess why, though. Hell, I can guess a lot of things. But only you know for sure... and I just wish you had taken the time to tell me. Yeah, we were tiptoeing around that line that shouldn't be crossed, but we never got there, did we? And probably never would have. I don't think we're that dumb.

Anyway........

If you happen to stumble across this, you know how to reach me....directly and indirectly.

Too much left unsaid, by both of us.

Sunday, July 15, 2007

The Brandeburg Gate

On June 12, 1987, US President Ronald Reagan gave a speech at the Brandenburg Gate, delivered to the people of West Berlin and heard throughout East Berlin. About half through the speech he challenged the General Secretary of the USSR....

"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"

Probably one of the most important speeches given by an American president since the inaugural speech delivered by President Kennedy.

Today, a wall that had been built around me several weeks ago started to crack, noticeably. I will now patiently sit back and hope the crack grows.

I am very pleased.

Friday, July 13, 2007

He might be homeless..

..but this guy has more self respect and initiative than many people I know who actually have jobs. And they're going to start a pilot program to help other homeless people. Now, if they can just keep the government from getting involved, this just might work.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

I'd just wait

House passes bill to bring troops home in '08. And if I was Al Queda, I'd just sit back and wait.
Nothing like telling the enemy what your plans are. Dumbest thing I've seen lately from the right wing fringe. Idiots.

Friends

Do you know how to tell who your friends are?
Make a list of those that were with you during a crisis and compare it to a list of those that are still with you.

You'll be surprised.

This has to be a first....

...again, Florida.

"Farmer Fined For Paying Foreign Workers More Than Americans"

When is he going to withraw?

First, his top 2 staff members resigns/gets fired; then two veteran campaigners abandon his Iowa campaign, and now State Rep. Bob Allen, a co-chair of his Florida campaign is arrested for soliciting sex from a male cop.

I just don't see how he can recover from this. And I don't think he should. If he can't manage his campaign, I don't want the dude in charge of anything.

Mom, Baby on wild ride

ST. PAUL

"A woman holding her 4-month-old baby allegedly threw herself on the hood of her car to stop an ex-boyfriend from taking it, and stayed there for a wild 1 1/2-mile ride, police said. "


Both parents were arrested and the baby is in protective custody, but, it gets better:

"....less than five hours after the mother had been released from jail after a driving while intoxicated arrest."

Almost every day, someone does something stupid that endangers a child. I just don't get it......

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Karaoke and Cell Phones

Fox News is reporting that according to the North Korean government , karaoke bars and cell phones are now a more dangerous influence on their communist way of life than we are.

South Korea's Dong-A Ilbo newspaper said that the North also ordered the shutdown of video screening rooms while banning the use of computers and fax machines without state authorization.

Can this country get any weirder?

Holy Crap

Looks like a nasty fight is brewing.

"Bush Orders Former White House Counsel Harriet Miers Not to Testify in Attorney Firings Probe."

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

You scored as You are a Demon, There's no nice way of saying it. You're a Demon! And you like it that way! You are often called a pyromaniac and keep matches or a lighter on you at all times. Your idea of fun is poking at those poor damned souls with your pitch fork. Just be careful you don't get burned in all your fun!

You are a Demon


75%

Fallen Angel


58%

Black Witch


58%

Vampire


42%

You are a Vampiric Elf!


33%

What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!)
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Is there anything -

you can't do with Google?

Burglar uses Google to help crack safe and make off with the loot.

Well, I guess this is one way....UPDATE

UPDATE: Raw video footage of ace reporter cavorting around his house in bikini.


...to get an exclusive interview. Go to a pool party with the missing woman's husband. Oh yeah, don't forget to bring the kids. Oh yeah, and you're the reporter covering the story. And don't forget to get yourself video taped. Did I miss anything? Nope, that should do it.

Britian's Youngest Mom...

...Is a 12 year-old chain smoking, drunk who got pregnant when she was only 11 and continues to light 'em up, even though she's 8 months pregnant.

"The girl, who has shoulder-length dark hair, began smoking at nine and started drinking tonic wine and vodka cocktails at ten. She claimed her cigarette habit was not harming the health of her unborn child.

Her 34-year-old mother, who gave birth to her youngest child eight months ago, said she was 'proud' of her daughter."

I don't know who I feel more sorry for, the drunk, pregnant12 year-old or the mom who's proud of her drunk, pregnant 12-year-old.

Once again, Florida

"FORT MYERS, Fla. — A 63-year-old woman blamed a great sale for the reason she left her small child locked inside a sweltering car for an hour."

I fail to understand the mentality of people that have absolutely no regard for the welfare of children. If the store employees hadn't intervened, the child would probably have died. And all she had in the car for the child to drink was spoiled formula. Idiot.

And the field begins to narrow

Fox News is reporting that Presidential hopeful John McCain's campaign manager and chief strategist have resigned. It can only be a matter of days before McCain wakes up and realizes that the fat lady, has in fact, already sang.

Monday, July 9, 2007

This just in...

Assembly Charles Calderon, D(emogod)-Montebello, CA, is considering bringing back the porn tax. Everything from movies to adult toys to strip clubs could be affected. Among the porn stars that lobbied against the bill was Mary Carey, who ran for governor of California in the 2003 recall election.

Believe me, nothing good can from this.

The Red Mosque

I was beginning to wonder when the Pakistani Government was going to grow a pair and put a stop to this crap.

"The government is using full force. This is naked aggression," rebel leader Abdul Rashid Ghazi told the private Geo TV network. Well, no shit. That's what it takes with Islamo Fascist militants.

This is what the Iraqi government needs to do every time. But somehow, I not so sure that's gonna happen.

What's in a name?

If you had a name that was part of your heritage, but offensive to others, would you consider changing it? Naw, I wouldn't either. And I'm glad to read these people didn't either, even though a Catholic School refused to admit their 5 year old son because the family's last name is Hell and only reluctantly agreed when the family went public.

Meme Alert

I haven't seen this before, but I'm guessing that Jean thinks I need some education. The policy for this one is to post the rules first, so...

1. Post the rules for the meme at the beginning of your post.
2. This meme consists of the blogger listing eight random facts/habits about themselves.
3. People who are tagged in this post are to write their own post listing their own eight random items and list the rules.
4. At the end of the post/meme, list the folks you are tagging and leave them notice of such in their comments.

******************************************

1. I hate toe nails. I have a really bad habit of ripping them off every chance I get. I've been known to go after the little toenail with a pair of pliers.

2. On the other hand, I get a manicure as often as I can. I hate ugly hands.

3. I have virtually no memory of the first 18 years of my life. It's like I was never there. Sometimes, though, I can pull a really interesting little tidbit out of my butt from my infant years (0-3).

4. I'm a Virgo and didn't lose it till I was 20.

5. I'm addicted to Sunflower seeds.

6. In high school, I actually "Lettered" in track, at 2 different schools - high jumping and 1/4 mile. Now, I'm tempted to drive to the mailbox, which is just across the street.

7. I have no "Best Friend". He died in 1978 in a motorcycle accident involving a dark country road and a horse. I do, however, have friends.

8. Of all of the UMD threats, nuclear is the only I one I don't fear, because it's the only one I understand.

Now for the tagging - for no particular reason other than I'm feeling a bit feisty:
R.A.M, HTKPeeps, Freddie, Redneck Scottsdale Princess , Evilicious Blonde (from what I can tell, this should be real good) and Kat.

Sunday, July 8, 2007

This should be interesting

Fox News is reporting that Cindy Sheehan is going to oppose Nancy Pelosi in the next election if Pelosi doesn't introduce articles of impeachment by July 23 against the President. This could be the makings a real cat fight. So, what do you think, Pelosi or Sheehan?

Personally, I think the country loses either way. With Pelosi as Speaker of the House and the Dems controlling both houses, little, if anything, has been accomplished since the last election.

IF Sheehan were to unseat Pelosi, she would be nothing more than a very junior congress person with absolutely no influence.

It's a no win situation for the Dems. They get either a do nothing speaker or a can't do anything replacement. I can't lose.

Saturday, July 7, 2007

U.S. Navy Directive 16134 (Inappropriate T-Shirts)

A friend of mine sent me this. I don't know if this is true or not, but I can certainly see it happening. Back in '90 and '91, when we were in the desert, we did something similar.

The following directive was issued by the commanding officer of all naval installations in the Middle East. (It was obviously directed at the Marines.)

To: All Commands Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts

Ref: ComMidEast For Inst 16134//24 K All commanders promulgate upon receipt.

The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East:

"Eat Pork or Die" [both English and Arabic versions]

"Shrine Busters" [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.]

"Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy" [Both English and Arabic versions]

"Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more." [Both English and Arabic versions]

"The road to Paradise begins with me." [Mostly Arabic versions, but some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs.]

"Guns don't kill people. I kill people." [Both Arabic and English versions]

"Pork. The other white meat." [Arabic version]

"Infidel" [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]

The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of this directive. In addition, the following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message:

"Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range at 0800 Daily."

"Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?"

All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon receipt.

Identity Theft? I think not.

Identity thieves in an underground chat room tried to sell the MasterCard number for......... Herman Munster! Yep, these guys are real smooth operators. They even had the fictional address correct 1313 Mocking Bird Lane. I wonder if any bought it?

How Gross are you?

You Are 52% Gross

You're more than a little gross, but probably no more gross than the average person.
Maybe it's time to drop some of those disgusting habits that could eventually embarrass you!

Friday, July 6, 2007

Pakistani Cleric...

...would rather die than surrender.

"ISLAMABAD -- UPDATED: A Pakistani cleric besieged in a mosque in Islamabad declared Friday that he and his followers would rather die than surrender,..."

Make it so, Number One!

The Phelps AssHats are at it again

Fred Phelps' daughter allowed her 10 year-old son to stomp the American Flag during the funeral for Nebraska Army National Guard Spc. William "Bill" Bailey, who was killed May 25 when an explosive device struck his vehicle in Iraq. in Bellevue, Nebraska. When are these idiots going to just STFU? The woman was charged Thursday with four misdemeanors. And, of course, the ACLU is all over this.

Here's Something To Just Die For....

SPAM FAJITAS

Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
-------- ------------ --------------------------------
Vegetable cooking spray
1 Green bell pepper, cut into -julienne strips
1/2 Onion, cut into 1/4″ slices
cn SPAM Luncheon Meat, cut into - julienne strips (12 oz)
3/4 c CHI-CHI's Salsa
8 Flour tortillas, warmed (8")
2 c Shredded lettuce
1/2 c Shredded hot pepper Monterey -Jack or Cheddar cheese
1/2 c Nonfat plain yogurt
Extra salsa, if desired

Spray large non-stick skillet with vegetable cooking spray. Heat skillet over medium-high heat. Saute green pepper and onion 2 minutes. Add SPAM. Saute 2 minutes. Stir in salsa and heat thoroughly. Spoon about 1/2 cup SPAM mixture into each flour tortilla. Top each with 1/2 cup shredded lettuce, 1 tablespoon shredded cheese, 1 tablespoon yogurt, and extra salsa, if desired.